Some good quotes I’ve heard from the band this season
“Hydrate or diedrate.”
“What on God’s good earth did they teach you over at drum corps???”
“Ok, if I say ‘cool?’ I want you guys to say ranch, cool?”
“Nevermind,I guess you guys are lame.”
“I was gonna roll down my window and yell ‘NERD’ but I chickened out and just drove up on the grass.”
“What an absolute goddamn unit.”
“Ok, can someone that’s NOT a senior please raise their hand”
“Literally everyone here is a breathing meme and it’s kinda scary.”
“I think I have some ligma in my part.”
“SAY LIGMA ONE MORE TIME SEE WHAT HAPPENS”
Add on if you want
Straight From the Field #10
“Guys, seriously, stop practicing and go get water. This is the only time you’ll hear me say this, take advantage of it.”
Worst competition experience
My first year of marching, we didn’t have great costumes for color guard, so my mom altered them to the best of her ability. It wasn’t great, but she had very little to work with. Anywho, we were at a competition and getting off of the bus, and it started raining IMMEDIATELY. So my guard friends and I huddled together for warmth. It continued to rain for the entire show. By the time we were ready to take pictures, all of color guard looked like we had just lost out dogs and were crying hysterically about it. It was an absolute mess. Long story short: nothing ever goes according to plan, but I love band.